I am a
superhero with special powers.
1.
Time WarpIf you have ever asked me out for anything at all, had me in any meetings or anything at all that involved me stepping out of my flat to meet you anywhere, you might have the impression that to meet me, you can be 2 hours late and might still be early.
There are many examples of this great display of power that I feel that is one of my superhuman abilities. I mean, how many people actually can achieve this feat?
This ability has caused me a Physics paper, a meeting [HRC meeting yesterday. I even caused my vice-captain to be late as I told her the wrong time. What a idiot. I woke up at 7am, only to have fallen asleep again and waking up at 9.30am. I still thought that I was late by 30 minutes but fact is that I was late for 1 hour 30minutes already. If you have not already guessed the meeting starts at 8am not 9am like what Mr Dreamland here thhought.], many many outings, gatherings and the such. You get the idea.
[Sincere apologies to Benjamin, Arvin, Raimi, Yong Qi, Liesel, Ain, Edwin, Rui Long, Zhao Xiu, Shi Min and Melissa. Yesterday is the last time I promise.]
2.Superhuman abilitiesConsidering that a large proportion of the human population habour little white sticks of dried grass on them, I have a huge advantage over them, which makes me rather extraordinary, and hence, a superhuman.
Firstly, I have considerably much more strength than this portion of the race. For example, just now as I was walking to the local 7-11 in my commoner disguise [shattered left spectacle lens, bad fitting white tee, old shorts, slippers, messy hair], a lady [deserving of it?] was standing beside the rubbish bin [wonder why they like to associate themselves with that] with a smouldering white stick in her mouth. She was done with her white stick and tossed her butt [or so I hear from Superheroes HQ] into the drain [littering!]. She turned to enter the store, or rather, try to.
She was dragging on the handle and trying to open the door! What has that white stick done to her? Just because she lost her butt in the drain she lost her strength? Hmm so I realised she was using her butt strength to go about everyday actions. Anyway, being the superhero that I am, I stepped behind her and open the door with ease.
If I can easily do the things that people with white sticks must do with difficulty, I must have an upperhand over them. As such, I have an upperhand over a huge portion of the population, and if the people with white sticks still can be considered human, I must be superhuman.
Also, we always observe these white stick people standing beside green cylinders placed nearly everywhere around Singapore. I only approach these cylinders to get rid of unwanted possession, and at most only steeping close to them. Really wonder why these white stick people like these cylinders so much. Could it be a way of communication with their secret cult of people who are similarly attracted to the charm of the white sticks about their plans to take over the world?
Since I am so different form them and they form up quite abit of the population I am therefore superhuman. My association will prevent them from taking over the world and turn everyone into one of them.
More on my superhuman powers next time. Anyway, every superhero deserves a moniker deserving of their ability [think The Flash, The Green Lantern etc] or related to anything that turned them into the superhero that they are [think Batman, Spiderman etc]
As such, I name myself
FOSSIL FUEL! You scored 74% SWEET, 66% CHUNKY, and 77% UNIQUE! |
sweet cream ice cream with chocolate cookie pieces, fudge dinosaurs and a fudge swirl
Rock out! You are quite the unique flavor with the added touch of yummy little dinosaurs and things. You're a nice person with a bit of a wild side, and very creative. Your mind works in wondrous ways and you have no problem sharing your unique thoughts with others. You know how to have fun without being an outright nuisance. Very nice. |
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My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: | You scored higher than 60% on SWEET | | You scored higher than 53% on CHUNKY | | You scored higher than 80% on UNIQUE |
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It might not have any relation to my power or anything but this is my 'flavour' according to the test. Maybe I can shoot chunks of charcoal, blobs of petrol etc. I will find out in time.
This is one
superhuman I idolise, and as such the colour of this page. If I have that same determination that he has to fight cancer, I would not have gotten 26-15-0 [ask me personally, don't want to whine]
Oh and
Emergency Room 24 Hours is coming up later. Cannot wait to see medical staff put aside worrying over the safety of family and friends to struggle to save that one more life in the wake of the earthquake. My weekly dose of inspiration and motivation.
Please comment more. I do not want more precious comments to be deleted by Tag-Boards forever. Please hold any debates with comments too [like the great how to make tea debate].
Later!