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 Your Superhero Name is The Dynamo Monkey Your Superpower is Accessorizing Your Weakness is Cold Weather Your Weapon is Your Slime Saber Your Mode of Transportation is Stilts |
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Here I am, the Dynamo Monkey [but why do I have to travel on stilts? And why am do I have oddly coloured highlights in strange red hair? Are they implying that I am a self-dye addict? AND look at this why such a horrible *whining fades*.......]
Recently, 3 breakouts are imminent.
Dengue Fever
Spread via the vector [lowlife] Aedes mosquito, it is potentially fatal especially when it develops into dengue hemorrhage fever. Prevent by doing these, or just simply kill any mosquito in sight [just be careful not to let any morsel of the mosquito squash come into prolonged contact with any part of the skin since the microsporidian brochiola algerea living in the guts of the mosquito causes fatal myositis which again proves my point that mosquitoes are lowlifes].
Avian Flu
Caused by the H5N1 virus which is a strain of the influenze virus that has mutated who-knows-how-many times to become this supervirus that might cause an epidemic as serious as smallpox years ago [though officially declared eradicated in 1979]. Transmitted via birds especially poultry [no reason to avoid the chicken, ducks and geese yet since they are checked].
Promotional Exams
Outbreak onsets a spike in cortisol levels in blood and might result in hair loss, sleep loss, sanity loss, getting lost etc. Current prevention measures are minimal since it is an inevitable part of every college student's life
Sigh
12 more days!
On the negative side, there is very little time left [which leads to stress and hysteria, resulting in observable syndromes which mainly thrives on the facial area of students].
On the positive side, there is still time [which leads to complacency and the unintentioned thought that a little time can be spared to do every other thing except study].
Hmm.. I belong to the latter most of the time and this is getting on my nerves [but I surprise myself sometimes with my not-too-bad efficiency usually lasting for about 15 minutes]. Time to really grow exponentially I guess [and not let education leave me behind in the public toilet in Lim Chu Kang].
Dynamo Monkey to the rescue!!
John Williams & Boston Pops-Last Of The Mohicans
Recently, 3 breakouts are imminent.
Dengue Fever
Spread via the vector [lowlife] Aedes mosquito, it is potentially fatal especially when it develops into dengue hemorrhage fever. Prevent by doing these, or just simply kill any mosquito in sight [just be careful not to let any morsel of the mosquito squash come into prolonged contact with any part of the skin since the microsporidian brochiola algerea living in the guts of the mosquito causes fatal myositis which again proves my point that mosquitoes are lowlifes].
Avian Flu
Caused by the H5N1 virus which is a strain of the influenze virus that has mutated who-knows-how-many times to become this supervirus that might cause an epidemic as serious as smallpox years ago [though officially declared eradicated in 1979]. Transmitted via birds especially poultry [no reason to avoid the chicken, ducks and geese yet since they are checked].
Promotional Exams
Outbreak onsets a spike in cortisol levels in blood and might result in hair loss, sleep loss, sanity loss, getting lost etc. Current prevention measures are minimal since it is an inevitable part of every college student's life
Sigh
12 more days!
On the negative side, there is very little time left [which leads to stress and hysteria, resulting in observable syndromes which mainly thrives on the facial area of students].
On the positive side, there is still time [which leads to complacency and the unintentioned thought that a little time can be spared to do every other thing except study].
Hmm.. I belong to the latter most of the time and this is getting on my nerves [but I surprise myself sometimes with my not-too-bad efficiency usually lasting for about 15 minutes]. Time to really grow exponentially I guess [and not let education leave me behind in the public toilet in Lim Chu Kang].
Dynamo Monkey to the rescue!!
John Williams & Boston Pops-Last Of The Mohicans
posted by Ergheiz at
9:41 PM
1 Comments:
oh my god, the dynamo monkey thing is dreadfully ugly. :|
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